With Donald Trump now selling Bibles, Seth Meyers has an idea about what the former president, who is in legal and financial trouble, will promote next. On Wednesday night, the host of “Late Night” introduced the potential new item.
During his “A Closer Look” segment, Meyers first mocked the fact that Trump is selling Bibles, especially with his upcoming criminal trial.
“Yes! The man who is about to be on trial for paying hush money to conceal an affair with a porn star is selling Bibles,” Meyers remarked. “And, since it's a Trump Bible, most of the Ten Commandments are censored.”
Meyers wasn’t surprised by Trump selling Bibles, considering the other items he has attempted to sell.
“Trump has already sold cologne, digital trading cards, and gold shoes. Now he's selling a Bible. What's next?” Meyers wondered, and then presented his own idea in a short infomercial using a Trump voice.
“I’m excited to introduce the Trump-approved God Bless the USA toilet plunger,” he quipped. “It comes with a beautiful white plastic handle and a gold-colored base. You can't see the bottom, but I assure you it's there.”
Meyers-Trump briefly showed the gold-colored base of the plunger, and to “prove” it was genuinely gold, he banged it on his desk, resulting in a delayed metal clanging sound effect.
“Call now to purchase the Patriot Plunger for just $199,” Meyers said. “You'll receive a free roll of MAGA toilet paper. It's 45-ply in honor of me, the 45th president. It's like using very thick toilet paper, which I've done. I won't disclose which one, but let's just say it's my favorite.”
You can view Seth Meyers’ entire “A Closer Look” segment in the video above.
